80: Give Me a Break!

80: Give Me a Break!

From Chicken Soup for the Soul: Tales of Golf and Sport

Give Me a Break!

One day at a local course, the first tee was loaded with players and spectators. Over the PA system we heard, “Would the man in the green slacks and white hat respect the tee markers? Please get behind them.”

The player stopped his address and looked around in disgust, and then stepped up to the ball again. Again the PA system announcer said, “Would the man in the green slacks and white hat please respect the markers!”

The player stopped his address, turned around and shouted, “Will someone please tell the jerk on the PA system that this is my second shot!”

~Gene Doherty
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