MIDLIFE LIFT!

MIDLIFE LIFT!

From Chicken Soup for the Soul in Menopause

Midlife Lift!

Flabby thighs?

Exercise.

Belly bulge?

Don’t indulge.

Hairy lip?

Wax and rip.

Wrinkled skin?

Collagen.

Tummy flap?

Herbal wrap.

Mouth obscure?

Botox cure.

Bosom slant?

Breast implant.

Tush amuck?

Liposuck.

Best repair?

Grin and bear!

Beverly Spooner

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