From Chicken Soup for the Golfer's Soul The Second Round

Nuts to Par

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.

Bill Cosby

It was a beautiful autumn day, and I decided to play a round of golf. When I called a friend to see if he wanted to join me, his wife answered the phone. “Pat’s enjoying himself cleaning the yard, ” she said. “Right now he’s pitching walnuts from under a tree into the vacant lot next door.”

“That’s enjoyable?” I asked.

“He’s using an 8-iron, ” she replied.

Jerry P. Lightner

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